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Morning

bingbong — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 18:17:20 +0000

Light streams in from between the narrow slit between the wall and my window curtain, blinding me into consciousness. Its the same old minty toothpaste..doesn’t make my teeth whiter or my breath smell any better but i still do it because of the 17 yr indoctrination that i underwent, under the tutelage of my parents, on the art of living in a society. Its cold the air is dry a light fog fills the place. Someones puked in the basin, its not me this time. I clearly remember not losing control. The bathroom stinks so I have nowhere to brush, but being the brushing addict that I’am I find a way out, i go to the basin on the other end. Mess food stinks. Milk will be enough. As i walk to class the only thought in my head is “why are my feet so cold?”. Class is a blur not because it went too fast but because I could see tiny dust particle do the “brownian motion” frame by frame, while being bathed in sunlight that was coming in from the window. The classroom is cold. I should’ve learnt about helium atoms by now. On my way back I derive sadistic pleasure in watching the future Dr Karan Malhotra poking seemingly harmless fun at our friend ojoi she-ing( Ajay Singh) , that i have an inkling feeling will leave him, ojoi, emotionally scarred for life.

Yeh frooti kya cheez hai

bingbong — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:56:58 +0000

More random thoughts from the house of an empty brain. Yeh frooti kya cheez hai? an innocuous question with one answer…jab angrez log aam ka juice peete hain toh usse frooti kehte hai.

More images from pune

bingbong — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 15:00:38 +0000

Some more fotos from pune..just came out of my camera

My Quantum Computation Notes

bingbong — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:38:08 +0000

This is what i compiled in one quantum computation lecture:

A foxy locksmith…bzzzzzzzzzz………The stupid pesticide van is roaming aout in the academic area while the last remnants of what was previously my brain ooze away into the abyss in this class. The problem is that i’m trying to learn quantum computation but i don’t know quantum mechanics and surprisingly neither does the instructor. Somewhere in the recesses of my consciousness i hear avagadro’s number, probably the instuctor. My leg hurts.I have an accident prone leg.QFT this semester means quantum fourier transform (go figure) last semester it was quantum field theory..aah the transience of life.With 10 minutes to go i still hear stuff in the background. Don’t know what i’am or will be doing. It’s scary. My head hurts from all the laughing i’ve been doing since the morning. Reminder: We are not using QED (quantum electrodynamics for the layman) but we do plain simple optical fourier transform. My consciousness is returning……….i think i’am about to die……….

Long time no blog

bingbong — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:58:22 +0000

Its been a while(like staind said). Dusshera holidays are going on and i’m back home..getting bored as usual. Since i have soo much time on my hand I have started opening(not something i do very often) and reading every forward that i get. Some of them are funny and all but most of them are just repetitions of chain letters that have been circulating the net. for some time. Some ones dying of cancer and needs money or some drunk guy killed a chick .. all in all very boring… then i come across this forward . Have fun with it..heres what i came up with

One big dick summer day at hell you see the most asshole creature you have ever seen. Their name is xyz , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend asd and say, “Wow, that has to be the most dickhead body I have ever seen.” Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, “I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so small , and was wondering if you’d like to go to heaven with me and SnM ?” With a stupid smile on your face you say, ” Fuck You ” and go with them. When you finally get to heaven , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a brothel hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it’s all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: ” xyz is the love you’ve been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 4 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 4 years!”

Yea like hell i would forward it to anybody

Girawali(thanx to folks at IUCAA)

bingbong — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:17:25 +0000

Some photos I took when went to Girawali (courtesy IUCAA). They’re not as good as what i saw with the naked eye, but who said i was a pro?

Germany and Italy Through

bingbong — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:48:39 +0000

I was a little sad whencambiasso missed the final penalty. I was supporting argentina and was hoping for an argentina brazil final, but its not to be.It may just be a repeat of the 2002 finals though. Both teams played well and there was not too much difference in them except the goalkeepers. Franco couldn’t even guess which way the german’s were going to shoot forget saving the penalty while lehmann guessed all the penalties correctly(saving two of them). The refree though looked like he had some german lineage. I couldn’t get why he gave any of those argentine yellow’s and fouls but thankfully unlike others, earlier in the tournament, he didn’t dish out unnecessary reds.

Italy finally played well yesterday, with toni scoring two. Initially both teams played crappy but once zambrotta scored that awesome goal ukraine were forced to attack. Anyway i don’t see italy defeating Germany unless something goes terribly wrong.

First Post

bingbong — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 19:09:36 +0000

#include iostream.h

void main(){

cout<<”HELLO WORLD”;

}

how i hate this shit