Its been a while(like staind said). Dusshera holidays are going on and i’m back home..getting bored as usual. Since i have soo much time on my hand I have started opening(not something i do very often) and reading every forward that i get. Some of them are funny and all but most of them are just repetitions of chain letters that have been circulating the net. for some time. Some ones dying of cancer and needs money or some drunk guy killed a chick .. all in all very boring… then i come across this forward . Have fun with it..heres what i came up with

One big dick summer day at hell you see the most asshole creature you have ever seen. Their name is xyz , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend asd and say, “Wow, that has to be the most dickhead body I have ever seen.” Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, “I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so small , and was wondering if you’d like to go to heaven with me and SnM ?” With a stupid smile on your face you say, ” Fuck You ” and go with them. When you finally get to heaven , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a brothel hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it’s all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: ” xyz is the love you’ve been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 4 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 4 years!”

Yea like hell i would forward it to anybody